Drama? Involving members of reality TV shows? SHOCK HORROR.
Despite claims Marnie was cheating on supposed boyfriend Dan Slone when she puckered up for Ricky, the Geordie lass has released a statement confirming she’s very much single, thanks for asking.
Even if she was gushing about Dan hours prior to the big snog that everyone’s talking about.
We’re not sure our brains can process all the information on a Friday morning.
It all kicked off when 22-year-old Marnie was spotted partying and sharing saliva with Ricky at London’s DSTRKT club, before the two left together at the end of the night.
Or ‘tashing on’, to use the correct Geordie phrase. Urgh.
Meanwhile, Ricky’s ex Jessica Wright was getting turned away at the door thanks to arriving too late. AWK-WARD.
Unaware that Marnie is supposedly dating another guy, Ricky blanked Jessica as he reportedly piled on the PDA with the Geordie Shore lass.
However, Marnie has now released a statement to try and clear her name, saying: “Ricky Rayment and I kissed goodbye leaving a party in London. I’m single and a kissed a boy goodbye. Big deal!”
She kissed a boy and she liked it, alright?!
A lot must’ve happened in the space of a couple of hours, as the Geordie gal was raving about her relationship with Dan earlier in the evening at the NTAs themselves.
THIS IS SO CONFUSING.
Speaking to Reveal at the ceremony, she said: Things are going really good. But he has a lot to deal with, with me going in that house.
“He’s really laid back. There’s no reason why people won’t get on with him.”
Errr, not so sure he’ll be so laid back now, love.
A source also told MailOnline: “They are not together at the moment, but they have always had a very on/off relationship.”
Speaking about the events on the night, a source told The Mirror: “Ricky clearly had his eye on Marnie all night and was showering her with attention but she still has a boyfriend.
“Jessica arrived after drinking with Chloe Sims at the official after party at The O2 but was turned away because she was too late. Ricky just blanked her and clearly didn’t want any drama to spoil his night.”
Fair. The TOWIE lad didn’t arrive home until the afternoon of the following day, tweeting that it was “one of the best nights” he’s had in a while. OO-ERR.
We need a lie-down after all this.
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