We haven’t felt this confused since someone tried to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.
After news broke that Hollywood’s most random coupling had consciously uncoupled before it even got a foot off the ground, speculation grew as to why Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin had ended things.
NOW, just to frazzle our brains more than a deep-fat fryer, reports are claiming that #Chrennifer is STILL ON thank you very much.
Yup, apparently the 37-year-old’s relationship with 24-year-old J-Law is not in trouble or up in flames, and they’re very much still in para-para-paradise.
Sorry. An insider told People.com: “They’re very much together. He’s very much into her and they’re still seeing each other.”
So that’s good.
Although a rep for Jen hasn’t commented, other sources have come forward to reveal that Gwyneth’s relationship with Jen’s new beau doesn’t actually bother her at all.
A source told the website: “She doesn’t give a s*** about Gwyneth [and Chris's relationship],” adding that Jen reckons the reports are “hilarious.”
The couple supposedly called time on their short romance at the end of last month, after a pretty whirlwind five month relationship, most of which was kept under wraps.
An insider originally told People.com that ‘insane schedules’ were, naturally, to blame for the split, adding: “They really like each other but it’s just so complicated with so much going on.”SURE.
Since then, a whole hurricane of ‘actual’ reasons have come to light, with the Daily Mail claiming J-Law in fact ‘blindsided’ Chris with the split.
A friend explained: “Chris wanted to spend all his free time with Jen – there was a discrepancy between how they viewed their relationship, she’s so easy going and he’s quite intense.
“Jennifer said Chris is an all or nothing kind of guy, so she chose nothing. She broke up with him late last week.
“He was completely blindsided, he was really sad about it.”
Then, just when we thought we’d got our heads ’round that, a source rushed to tell E! News that there were NO hard feelings actually, thank you.
They revealed: “It wasn’t dramatic. Things just didn’t work out. There are no hard feelings between them.”
WE’RE SO CONFUSED.
We’ll just wait for tomorrow’s reports that they’ve broken up again shall we?
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