Get those party hats back on your heads and get that chinese takeaway order sorted because despite postponing her return last week, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is officially BACK in the Big Brother house!
And if those housemates didn’t know themselves before, they’d better learn. FAST.
Yep, although her big comeback was cancelled last Friday due to “editoral reasons” (AKA producers were apparently worried after Helen Wood said she’d “spit in her face” if she returned), Aisleyne has FI-NA-LLY found her way back inside those four walls.
Oh, and she’s already had an argument with Helen. Because what else is there to do in that claustrophobic home, eh?
Speaking about her return, the 2006 housemate said: “I feel the house is surrounded with a lot of negativity and there is a dark cloud over the house. I want to go in and bring positivity and fun. I feel like it’s my house and I want to bring it back to life.”
She added: “I won’t be approaching Helen as she intimidates me but if I see her targeting someone else I definitely won’t hold back and I will be telling her to know herself.”
“I like to call her the spawn of Satan; she is just a b***h and is horrible to everyone.”
Tell us what you REALLY think, Aisleyne.
In a preview clip of her return (which we can see on tonight’s show – EXCITING), Aisleyne makes her grand entrance dressed as, er, Mrs Santa Claus for some sort of Christmas-themed task.
Errrr, sorry. Did we accidentally fall asleep for six months and end up in December? OUR TIME MACHINE workS.
Getting into the role of Santa’s Little Helper, Ais handed luxury shopping packages to Chloe Wilburn, Jack McDermott, and Harry Amelia, but chose basic rations for Marc O’Neill and Simon Gross.
In the least surprising news of the entire series, Helen was also handed a basic package, with her arch-nemesis quipping: “Basic rations for a basic b***h.”
Later, the two then recreating the classic Christmas row, coming to blows over Aisleyne chucking a basic package at Helen despite commenting that she wants to bring ‘positivity’ to the house.
Someone’s not going to be on her Christmas card list this year.
Stuff the pizza – we might have to order an entire turkey with all the trimmings to go with our viewing of tonight’s show.
Well, you’ve gotta get into the spirit of things, right?
Big Brother continues on Thursday night at 9pm on Channel 5.
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