So there we were last night – chicago Town pizza sitting in the oven, and on our third glass of rosé that evening (what? It’s summer, guys) – waiting patiently for our favourite Big Brother contestant ever to return to her rightful place on our telly-screens.
But then, WHADDYA know, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace goes and gets pulled from the show by the producers.
Seriously guys, what is this ridiculousness?
I MEAN, IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN WAITING ALL RUDDY WEEK FOR THIS HAPPEN YOU KNOW.
Those investigative so-and-so’s at The Mirror reported last night that Camden Town’s most important export would no longer be heading off to infamous Elstree prison block because of ‘editorial reasons’.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
We think these so-called producers need to know themselves.
Anyway, whilst the reasons are STILL not yet know, some have said that it might have something to do with the shy and retiring wallflower and current house mate, Helen Wood.
AKA Aisleyne’s arch-nemesis (well, this week, anyway).
Helen had some pretty strong words to say about her rival, and it’s thought that this might be the reason why Aisleyne eneded up regretting filling up on petrol for the trip to Elstree.
Helen said: “Aisleyne Horgan – I hate her. I hate her face, I’d spit in her face!”
Thankfully for all us Aisleyne fans, there have been hints that bae might make an appearance later on in the series. A source told the paper that:
“Hopefully, she’ll be going on the show at some point.”
Nice and vague guys, well done.
It’s something though, isn’t it? And here’s hoping we’ll have a good old-fashioned BB cat fight on our hands.
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