Grab a XL tub of Ben & Jerry’s and a big spoon because tensions have reached a new high in the Big Brother house, with Helen Wood finally reaching breaking point after Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s arrival.
Well, they were never going to avoid butting heads really, right?
Predictably, hostility between Ais-a-leyne and Helen has been whipped up faster than a meringue in a Kenwood mixer, and with Nikki Grahame also taking the opportunity to hit back at the 2014 winner, it’s safe to say the house is definitely not something out of Happy Families anymore.
We’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the cheap rosé, and let’s celebrate. Ahem.
So, here’s the 411. Just hours after the 36-year-old made her return to the madhouse and gifted her arch-nemisis with a “basic package for a basic b*tch,” tensions rose to the next level of crazy.
Yep, while some (AKA Nikki) were more than happy that the Time Warp had sent them back to the post-Christmas dinner nap, others (AKA Helen) looked a little less than impressed.
Taking Marc for a toilet debrief like us at 1am in the student union, Helen said: “She’s going to try and turn everybody against me, but the thing is, I’ve got two days. I know what a game is. So that’s why I need to keep away from that b**ch.“
Later, in the garden, the two rivals got into an garden about Helen supposedly filming Aisleyne once, and the latter allegedly ‘intimating’ the former’s friends.
We wish we could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat and be happy. Or not, whatever.
However, while things between those two simmered down, things were building faster than a DIY SOS: Big Build between the glamour model and Nikki, with the two arguing about the fact that Brian Belo had left the house because of the former’s alleged ‘bullying’.
Attempting to bring Helen down a peg or two, Nikki ranted: “Remind me: when were you a legend in Big Brother? Who the f**k is she? You’re a hated figure.
“Me and Brian are good people, which is something you can’t ever be.”
After Helen referred to Nikki as ‘z-list’, she replied: “If I’m on the Z-list, then that makes you unclassified.”
Helen clearly couldn’t cope with the sea of change hurtling towards the house like a colossal wave, throwing a can across the room and shouting: “I’m not upset, I’m f**king angry, I’m angry, I’m f**king angry.”
She’s angry, in case you didn’t quite catch that.
She then stormed off, telling housemates she “just wanted to be on her own,” and that “she can’t do anything right in this f**king house.”
Something tells us her last day in the house won’t exactly be plain sailing.
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