Alexa Chung has a huge problem, guys. People keep giving her free champagne at parties and she’s had enough.
It needs to stop. RIGHT NOW.
The 31-year-old model was speaking to i-D magazine when she revealed the plight she faces at every single fashion party she attends.
WARNING: Some readers may find Alexa’s problem distressing.
She revealed: “Do you know what? I really hate champagne. And my least favourite part of fashion is that that’s the thing that they love to give out free at everything.
“I always wish whisky was associated with beautiful dresses because then I’d be having a much better time.”
As you can see, this is a real problem Alexa clearly struggles with.
See the desperate plea for help in her eyes as she clutches that champagne flute?
Someone, make it stop.
The woman is clearly beside herself.
And when she’s not drinking it, it somehow appears near her.
Even when she’s not anywhere near a bar.
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