Kavana has accused poor Keith Chegwin of sitting on fence about certain members of the Celebrity Big Brother house in a drunken rant.
Yes, in a surprising turn of events, neither Katie Hopkins nor Perez Hilton were the centre of the house drama.
In scenes which will be aired on tonight’s episode, Kav is seemingly left agitated by the ‘fake atmosphere’ in the house.
As he is called to the Diary Room, Kav downs his drink before telling his fellow housemates: “F**k off the lot of ya… Not you Keith, never you.”
Speaking to Big Brother, Kav admits that the mood in the house is ‘false as f**k’ and that he believes Keith to be a ‘one trick pony’.
On his return, Kav turns his attentions to Perez, asking: “When is English public going to see that f**king Perez is playing a f**king game?”
Later on, Kav apologises to Keith for his outburst with the national treasure (YES, we said it) telling the one hit wonder (YES, we went there too) that they’ll be friends in the morning.
Not taking kindly to this, Kav then erupts, telling Kieth that he’s ‘not being real’ before adding: “Don’t get me f**king started…you sit on the f**king fence everyday.”
In a nutshell, people are now arguing about other people not arguing.
Later on in bedroom, Kav tells Perez: “I’ve got a new enemy now, it’s not you, it’s him.”
As Kavana speaks, Keith lies awake in bed and says: “I’m not your enemy,” with Kavana replying: “Trust me you are, and you’ll see it tomorrow”.
We have a sneaking suspicion, Kav may live to regret his harsh words.
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