The Celebrity Big Brother 2015 house has been jam-packed FULL of celebrity revelations, from Alicia Douvall admitting that she’s only recently learnt her alphabet and shapes to Katie Price revealing, well, just about EVERYTHING about her past relationships in graphic detail.
And last night it was Patsy Kensit‘s turn to enlighten viewers, revealing that she won’t ever get married again after going through FOUR divorces.
We’ve learnt so much this series. Seriously.
This is pretty sad news really, a) because we ruddy love Patsy and b) because we ruddy love a good Wedding.
As long as she’s happy, right?
Talking to Perez Hilton about her relationship-filled past, she explained: “I basically married all of my boyfriends. I’m a hopeless romantic and wanted them all to work.”
Asked if she’d ever don a white dress and walk up the aisle again, she said: “I don’t think I will ever get married again – I think I’ve ruined the sanctity of it.”
After Perez laughed, partly because he thought she’d only been married twice (errr, and that’s funny because?), Patsy continued: “That said, I do believe in love – I choose to believe in love.
“I won’t let my past experiences change that. I definitely don’t want to become one of those people.”
Good for you, Patsy! We’re rooting for you.
Patsy has previously been married to Oasis’ Liam Gallagher, Simple Minds’ Jim Kerr and Audio Dynamite’s Dan Donovan.
She’s also recently been linked to Premiership footballer Michael Gray.
It was rumoured that Patsy would spill the beans on her past with Liam, but it appears she’s left the juicy gossip stuff to Katie Price.
Not that we’re complaining.
The 46-year-old actress has kept fairly quiet in the house, removing herself and “rising above” (her words, not ours) a lot of the ridiculous drama that’s been going on.
And Lord knows this year’s house has been full of it!
However, during the cadets-themed shopping task earlier this week, Patsy admitted that she thinks the space between those four walls is “the maddest place on Earth.”
Replying to Keith Chegwin’s admission that he believes she’s “bloody brilliant,” Patsy said: “I have seen some crazy s*** in my life – but the house is the maddest place on planet Earth.”
Says it all, doesn’t it?
We just hope Patsy can find romance again once she leaves the house.
She deserves it!
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