Fans who put The Perez Show on series link might want to look away now because both Perez Hilton AND Kavana have been evicted from Celebrity Big Brother 2015 in a double elimination.
Dun dun duuuuunnn…
As predicted, Perez had a LOT to share to with Emma Wills about his ‘traumatic’ experience within those four walls, and it exhausted us just listening to him.
It was basically ‘The Perez Show – The Bit On The Side’. Brace yourselves, because Emma barely managed to get a word in edge ways.
Leaving the house to the soundtrack of heavy boos and Lady Gaga (which is both totally awkward and pretty amusing) and holding some sort of plate with his son’s name on it (cute), Perez sat down with the show’s host for a chinwag and admitted that he was SO happy to be out.
He insisted he “wanted to go home two weeks ago,” and that he didn’t say goodbye to his housemates because he was just “too happy.” Nice.
Interestingly, he also revealed the truth behind the whole ‘Perez Show’ thing, explaining that it was actually a defence mechanism he used to deal with his “traumatic” experience.
He said: “The Perez Show, I created as a defence mechanism, because pretty early on I started getting negative energy. It was me, but it was a way of putting armour on, covering my heart with steel.
“It was a way of protecting my heart, because believe it or not, I do have a big heart.”
The most shocking revelation from Perez however, except when he tried to explain that Katie Hopkins WASN’T his biggest rival but his brain and trying to keep his sanity was (okay sure), was that a doctor had to prescribe him sleeping pills during his time in the house.
Yikes. Admitting that he “regrets” doing the show in the first place because he “experienced so much pain” in there, Perez explained: “For the last week and a half I have had to take sleeping pills, prescribed by a doctor, because I couldn’t turn my brain off.”
Thanking the doctor for his or her help, he added: “I really f***ing needed that.”
Away from Perez and his motor mouth, Kavana also had much to say about what really happened in that house, explaining that he’d “never experienced anything like that” in his whole life.
“I couldn’t have imagined anything so twisted, weird, dark freak show,” he added.
He spoke briefly about his drinking too, revealing: “Apparently I’ve been quite boring… I’ve had a ball, all I’ve done is laugh. Everyone knows I like a drink, but I can’t drink vodka, it turns me into the devil. And most nights, they only supply vodka.”
Bad move, CBB. Bad move.
Still, Kavana was at least honest in the interview, admitting: “I went in because I got a nice pay cheque, and I didn’t realise it was going to be like that. In there, you can’t get a word in edgeways. It was like a lunatic asylum.”
Well that’s, er, one way to describe it!
So that’s it. The final curtain has fallen on The Perez Show which means, ladies and gents, your CBB 2015 finalists are officially: Calum Best, Katie Hopkins, Katie Price, Keith Chegwin and Michelle Visage.
But who wins? YOU decide. No pressure.
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