In what will probably come as properly exciting news to many people, Perez Hilton has QUIT Celebrity Big Brother 2015.
Well, sort of. Not everything is *quite* as it seems, as sadly, his walkout is all just part of an elaborate secret task, a bit like that one Michelle and Emma took part in back on BB5.
Can anyone else see this ending in more than just tears? TAXI.
Considering Alexander O’Neal decided he’d had enough of the house last week, and that both Jeremy Jackson AND Ken Morley had been shown the door by BB itself, it wouldn’t *really* be surprising if enough housemate had decided to get back to the actual real world and leave the crazy house behind.
Although, let’s be honest, Perez is never going to give up, is he? Probably not, no.
Housemates were gathered on the sofa to hear the news about the 36-year-old celebrity blogger, who had been given the secret task of staging a ‘fake walkout’, only to find himself moving into a bedsit next door. Not that the housemates know that, obviously.
Big Brother told the rest of the house: “Earlier today, Perez made the decision to leave the house, and he will not be returning.”
Dun dun duuuuun…
Whilst some housemates were shocked into silence (y’alright there, Katie Hopkins?), others were vocal in admitting their shock, with Keith Chegwin saying: “I never thought he’d give up.”
We live in hope, Cheggers.
Kavana, meanwhile, said: “Wow I never thought I’d see that,” whilst Nadia Sawalha sat quietly, looking pretty sad at the supposed news.
Whilst housemates discuss a life without Perez, the man himself will be listening intently from the bedsit next door, where he’s been left a set of headphones to secretly hear everything his housemates have to say.
And a screen to watch it all on, of course.
This could get INTERESTING.
It’s not yet been revealed whether or not Perez will be immune from the next eviction.
Now THIS is the twist we’ve been looking for!
Just please, PLEASE don’t let this end as badly as BBUK5. We’re not sure we could handle that again.
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