Just when you thought Perez Hilton might have had some sort of epiphany in the Celebrity Big Brother 2015 house and become all calm and nicey-nicey, he goes and makes a big statement saying the nominations twist was a big ploy to save him from eviction.
Yeah, good luck with that one, Perez.
In a shocking turn of events, this hasn’t *exactly* endeared him to Katie Hopkins, who was on hand to call him out on his ‘attention seeking’ antics.
After she called him out on his ‘back fat’. That war’s still going strong then?
Proving that they’ll be clashing for a long time yet, the 38-year-old loudmouth took the opportunity to make a dig at Perez’s body after he whipped his top off for, well, who knows really.
In an uncharacteristically brutal moment (anyone sense sarcasm?), Katie commented: “He’s got more back fat than a blue whale.”
The celebrity blogger has shed his fair share of weight over the years, but as he discussed with Nadia Sawalha, still has a lot of excess skin and still sees himself as ‘fat’ in the mirror.
If Perez’s topless wandering hadn’t annoyed Katie enough, he then decided to announce that he believed the big nominations twist earlier in the week was a big ploy to save him from eviction.
Of course it was.
Admitting that he was “flattered” by their decision (STOP. JUST STOP), the 36-year-old said: “Producers saw me up for eviction and didn’t want me going home so early, so delayed it.”
To add fire to the housemates burning fuel against him, he then performed a bizarre dance routine, saying: “If I have to stay, I’ll die!”
Judging by the ‘GET PEREZ OUT’ chants last week, we think you’ll be alright.
And don’t worry, you’ll have a round of applause to see you out. Mainly from Katie.
Of course, Perez doesn’t do things by halves, and in some sort of weird hat-trick of annoyance, he managed to annoy Katie for a third time by shoving some cheese up his nose.
Yes. CHEESE. UP. HIS. NOSE. We don’t have words anymore. Just exasperated sighs.
Hitting back at the blogger’s childish behaviour, Katie said: “You have to question where you humour lies when they think sticking cheese up your nose is funny.“
She also shouted: “Take the cheese out of your nose Perez you f***ing t**t!”
Perez did try to defend himself, attempting to take the mature route by announcing he had “nothing else to say to that bully,” to which Katie replied by chastising him for using that word “because we’ve seen it in the rule book,” before adding: “Maybe you’ll learn sticking cheese up your nose isn’t funny.“
Let’s just hope no-one is made to eat his bogey-cheese as punishment.
Lord only knows what he’ll do next.
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