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Coleen Nolan Admits She Listened To Her Son Having Sex And Was "Dead Impressed"

Coleen Nolan has won the award for ‘Most Embarrassing Mum of the Year’ after admitting that she listened to four and a half minutes of a voicemail of her son Shane Junior having sex.

ON LIVE TV, may we just add. It wasn’t all bad news for Shane though, as his mum did compliment his, erm, talents by adding that she was “dead impressed” with his work.

Coleen Nolan Admits She Listened To Her Son Having Sex And Was "Dead Impressed"
By MazSight

Every cloud has a silver lining and all that. Even if that silver lining is the weird reality of your own mum complimenting your bedroom skills.

Plus we have to admit, if we were Shane we would be dying inside. Poor guy.

Revealing the incident on Loose Women, Coleen, 49, explained: “I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am.

“I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’

Coleen Nolan Admits She Listened To Her Son Having Sex And Was "Dead Impressed"
By MazSight

“I realised his phone had gone off during….his night of passion.”

If ever there was a need for an awkward turtle, it’s RIGHT NOW.

She continued: “And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.”

We guess it could’ve been worse. She could’ve played it back to him and his girlfriend, of course.

Coleen Nolan Admits She Listened To Her Son Having Sex And Was "Dead Impressed"
By MazSight

Oh, hang on. SHE DID.

Replying to Janet Street-Porter’s thoughts that it’s “really creepy!”, Coleen said: “It’s really creepy and even more creepy that when he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.”

#AWKS

The perils of famous parents, eh?


Jolene Creighton

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