David Walliams had us all seething with jealousy last night, as the comedian managed to bag a snog from swashbuckling hottie Orlando Bloom.
But before we all start getting too excited about the event in question, we should point out that this was all to raise money for Comic Relief, as funny-man David attempted to beat the world record for the most kisses in under thirty seconds.
Ahh, Comic Relief – perhaps the one time of the year where you can act out all your fantasies and go round being a right old randy beggar, all in the name of ‘charity’.
Honestly guys, if Orlando needs to lock lips with anyone next year, we REALLY don’t mind volunteering ourselves – we’ll do anything for charity (and we mean anything) – it’s all about the kids, right?
Never one to hold back, the actor gave David a proper good seeing to, making us question everything we ever knew and making us intensely jealous of comedians who get to go round snogging Hollywood actors ‘for a laugh’.
Orlando gushed afterwards that, “David’s always been my ideal leading lady” – although it seems the Britain’s Got Talent judge wasn’t as impressed with the actor’s tonsil-tennis abilities, saying:
“It was alright. There was quite a strong taste of kebab that was a bit off-putting.”
Cripes Orlando, use a bit of Listerine next time, eh?
Feeling a TAD left out, Davina McCall also got in on the action, receiving a slobbery one from the Lord Of The Rings star after complaining that the whole situation was ‘so not fair’.
SORRY, BUT WHY IS ORLANDO BLOOM KISSING EVERYBODY ELSE AND NOT US!?
David ended up receiving 55 kisses in total, beating the world record with the help of Orlando as well as EastEnders legend Barbara Windsor – who, when asked by the comedian if she enjoyed her cheeky snog, said, “you’re far too old for me, David”.
To be honest, we would have quite liked to have seen a Peggy Mitchell-esque slap across the face and a ‘GET AHHHT OF MAAA PUB” after the lip-locking, but you can’t have everything in life, can you?
Remember guys, you can still donate to Comic Relief – just click HERE!
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