We always thought he was pretty handy with his wand (the dirty beggar).
Daniel Radcliffe has been busy letting us all know that losing his virginity was a really tip-top experience.
How lovely for him.
Speaking to People magazine, the former wizarding enthusiast said: “I’m one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time. It was with somebody I’d got to know well”.
‘Got to know well’? Daniel, you’re making it sound like you popped your cherry with the local newsagent.
The wealthiest apologist for paganism under the age of 30 then proceeded to make us gag on our Weetabix, as he elaborated on all the sexing he’s been doing since that fateful evening in the Gryffindor common room.
SORRY GUYS DID WE MENTION HE’S HAD SEX? Because we feel Dan hasn’t mentioned it enough.
“I’m happy to say I’ve had a lot better sex since then but it wasn’t as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people’s were — like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.”
COR, that Hagrid’s a bit of a goer!
And doing it under a bridge isn’t that embarrassing Radders – NOTHING IS -not if your experience of losing your virginity consisted of an inebriated fumble with a Spanish barman, on a beach outside Lineker’s sports Bar in Magalluf.
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