STOP EVERYTHING. Put your pens, paper and snacks down and listen up, because David Beckham has got shirtless in Miami and it’s enough to make us cry actual tears of actual joy. ACTUALLY.
Victoria Beckham is one lucky lady. (David is one lucky man too, obviously).
HUBBA. RUDDY. HUBBA.
Proving that he very much still has the power to make us go weak at the knees and forget our own name, age and address, David hung out on his balcony in just a pair of red shorts, some sunglasses and a white t-shirt on his head.
Oh for goodness sake, don’t tell us he’s thrifty, creative and inventive too? WE CANNOT EVEN.
As well as showing off his impressive tattoo collection, he also showed off his ridiculous washboard abs that we’re *pretty* sure we could grate our own parmesan cheese on.
Or just stare at endlessly. Either or.
His beard game was also at Jamie Dornan levels of strong, which is pretty much the final nail in our coffin because we are done.
Darn you, Beckham. DARN YOU.
Somebody get us some water and/or a cold shower in here please. Maybe a cold flannel too. It’s for a, erm, friend. Yep.
David’s Miami trip hasn’t all been about leisure though, as the footballing hunk of junk was actually there to discuss plans for his MLS soccer team and stadium along with close friend David Gardner.
A Beckham source told The Guardian: “Things are progressing in Miami, and we are very much on track in our plans.
“David Beckham is very positive about the future of the club and he continues to enjoy incredible support from the people in Miami.
“Right now, our focus is on identifying the location for a purpose-built stadium that will be the team’s permanent home.”
Good luck, David and co!
Meanwhile, our focus is trying not to faint after looking at these photos.
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