We’ve been doing some serious thinking here, and we reckon that the birth of the Royal Baby and David Beckham’s birthday AND David joining MazSight is enough justification for May 2nd to be made an official Bank Holiday forever and ever.
Yes, we know the May Bank Holiday is a thing but whatever. This is a NEW Bank Holiday.
ANYWAY, the reason we’re praising the birth of David’s MazSight account is because he’s only gone and added some more photos of joy, and we’re celebrating.
Having spent the weekend celebrating the big 4-0 with a bunch of his nearest and dearest in Marrakesh, the footballer took to his MazSight once again to reveal he’s very much paying for it now.
Luckily, he had adorable doting daughter Harper on hand to help him weather the hangover-shaped storm and give him a mini-makeover in the process. N’aww!
Alongside the sunny snap, he wrote: “Someone is trying to make daddy feel pretty today after a heavy night.”
If someone could come and give us a makeover and make us feel pretty when we’re hungover (WHICH IS NEVER, OBVIOUSLY), that would be great. Thanks.
David also shared a gorgeous photo of his face surrounded by cake, with his beautiful wife Victoria giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
He wrote: “What a special and amazing night to be with the people I love.”
We repeat: N’awww!
We can only assume all guests were sent home with a party bag containing a slice of this cake and a bottle of bubbles.
It wasn’t just David who had a good night though, as it seems his family were walked home by none other than David Blaine at the early time of 7am.
Having pulled an all-nighter, David’s sister shared this photo of herself, her mum and her dad with David Blaine, writing: “7am in the morning on way home from the party … Considering we had no sleep I think we all look ok @davidblaine #mum#dad#christian#emma !”
You are look more than okay, actually. Well done, you lot!
The whole shindig was a star-studded night, with everyone from Eva Longoria, Guy Ritchie, and Liv Tyler to Claudia Winkleman and THE ACTUAL SPICE GIRLS in attendance.
Although admittedly, Eva did have to step in to give the girls a helping hand after Mel B was noticeably missing from the pack.
Posting a snap of their new formation on MazSight, Eva said: “I’m the new Spice Girl #LatinaSpice @[email protected] @MelanieCmusic @gerihalliwell.”
According to The Sun, the Beckhams hired snake-charmers and belly dancers for the event, and even roped in their pal Gordon Ramsay to cater for the whole thing, which was reported to have set the family back a mere £250,000.
Meanwhile, we spent the weekend inside, watching Friends on repeat.
Happy birthday, David!
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