In the least surprising news ever, the stars of Geordie Shore have explained that their BFF Marnie Simpson is a much better fit for Ricky Rayment than his TOWIE ex Jessica Wright.
Reality TV stars having something of a rivalry? SHOCK AND INDEED, HORROR.
We’re not sure who’s more against who to be honest. The TOWIE girls haven’t *exactly* been fans of #Micky (or #Rarnie. We can’t decide), but the Geordie lot have properly SLAMMED Jess, and basically called the poor love old.
Unleashing all their pent-up, Essex-based anger during a chat with MailOnline, the Geordie stars admitted they wouldn’t hestitate in confronting the Essex contigent if any bad words about Marnie were spoken.
Holly Hagan ‘fumed’: “If those TOWIE girls made any comments about Marnie while we were out, we’d be straight over there,” before Gaz Beadle added that they’d “go in. I swear to God.”
Deciding that being aged 29 suddenly makes Jess a total Grandma, Gaz said: “Jess is nearly 30 – come on, she’s getting on a bit. Ricky is much better suited to Marnie because they’re the same age.
“When Ricky was with Jess, he wanted to go out and have fun. That kid loves partying – but he couldn’t do that with Jess because she just wanted to buy a house, settle down and have kids.
“He can have fun with Marnie – she is so completely different to Jess. Marnie and Ricky are a much better match then Jess and Ricky any day. They’re perfect together.
“And I’ll tell you what, I’ve seen Ricky and Marnie together and they are smitten.”
Well that’s nice at least.
He continued on to say that Ricky is a fan of Geordie Shore (don’t tell Nanny Pat), and that he reckons Ricky would “love to be a part of it.
“He’d have more fun on Geordie Shore than f*****g TOWIE.”
Laughing, he then mocked TOWIE, saying: “We’re getting much better ratings than them now and their ITVBe – whatever that is!”
Unfortunately for one lovely Essex gal, Jess wasn’t the only target on Gaz’s hitlist, as he also decided to air his true feelings about Ferne McCann.
And as you can probably predict, he’s got more beef than you’d find in the average steak restaurant.
He admitted: I hate her. I cannot stand the girl. I’ll tweet her that I hate her too – she is my pet hate.
“She’s so weird. When she does an interview, she talks about herself in third person. She’s like ‘Ferne is fine. Ferne is feeling fantastic. Ferne is the star of the show’.
“She thinks she’s God’s gift that one. She keeps trying to be the boy and it’s not working. I just hate her.”
Say how you really feel, Gaz. Don’t hold back now.
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