We can’t keep up with this Geordie Shore lot.
Despite half of them not showing their faces, Charlotte Crosby toasted the end of series nine in typical Geordie fashion by getting really rather tipsy.
The 24-year-old was spotted looking somewhat worse for wear outside the Tup Tup Palace in newcastle last night.
Perhaps she was missing a certain someone?
Just hours before, Charlotte was spotted holding hands with her on again/off again/on again/who cares again beau Gaz Beadle, who snubbed the MTV party in favour of a quick trip to Malaga.
No, we don’t really understand either.
Charlotte seemed to have missed the memo that summer in the UK is over (look outside people) as she wore a positively tropical ensemble for her night of festivities.
Her crop top and shorts combo barely covered her modestly (LOL) as she was carried out of the club by some random dude.
But hey, if you’ve got it flauuuunt it.
The stunner recently hit back at comments made about her weight, telling heat magazine: “I’d love to get back to how I used to look when I was a size eight, but I am not going to do anything drastic. Especially as it sounds like a lot of effort.”
Laziness? We feel you, girl. We do.
Charlotte’s career has been going from strength to strength since winning Celebrity Big Brother last year, even landing her own TV show.
‘The Charlotte Crosby Experience’ saw the Geordie lass’ super sense for culture as she jet-setted world wide to better improve her societal sophistication.
…Perhaps she’s not the BEST in terms of a cultural ambassador.
Always a crowd pleaser – Charlotte also took a picture with an unsuspecting victim – we mean fan…
Who needs Gazza anyway!?
Of course it’s always important to drink in moderation, guys…but who us hasn’t had one too many white wine spritzers on a night out?
[Charlotte Crosby DENIES she is planning weight loss DVD]
[Vicky Pattison goes blonde for season 9 of Geordie Shore]