Someone somewhere is harbouring a picture of the most sought-after penis in Hollywood.
Yes, you read that right, a naked picture of what’s in George Clooney‘s pants is doing the rounds somewhere in LA.
According to Roseanne Barr, George took the picture himself as a LOLZfest and stuck it on a fridge on the set of Roseanne in the 90s.
But such irresponsible behaviour definitely backfired when one of the cast or crew members nicked it and took it home.
She told The Talk: “We used to have a few cocktails after we wrapped on the set there… just the adults.
“George took a picture of his, um, weiner? Well, he had these Groucho glasses, and he put the Groucho glasses [on his wee willy winky], so that the wiener was… instead of the nose, he took the nose off.
“And he put [the pic] on the [staff] fridge for the next day when we came in.”
Brilliant. Just an example of some of the laughs they had.
So, to recap, there is a missing picture of George Clooney’s penis with a pair of glasses and moustache on it at someone’s house somewhere.
And while scanners might have only been for the super rich back in the 90s, you can bet your butt that said snap will now be somewhere floating around the internet.
There is, however, a twist, in that George reckons the snap doesn’t actually exist and that it’s his fave joke to tell because he hasn’t really demonstrated it since he was a teenager.
He told the New York Daily News: “I called it ‘The Face’. But I knew better than to do it at that stage of my career. I must have told her [Roseanne] the story.”
A clever guise, George, but we don’t believe a word of it.
‘THE FACE’ EXISTS.
Meanwhile, the 53-year-old is getting set to marry his fiance Amal Alamuddin, stopping by Chelsea’s registry office yesterday to give notice of his intention to marry.
The pair, who must tie the knot within a year of yesterday, got engaged earlier this year after just a few months of dating.
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