It should have been simple.
Win a fashion award, turn up and accept it while wearing something effortlessly sexy and looking a million dollars.
But this is Rihanna, who prefers to turn up virtually naked.
The CFDA (Counsel of Fashion Designers of America) Awards, also known as the “Oscars of fashion,” welcomed Rihanna on Monday night with quivering, open arms to present her with the award of 2014 Fashion Icon.
We’re not quite sure how that works but we’ve deduced that it means she’s really good at wearing very little. And since her MazSight account disappeared, that makes opportunities for public nudity few and far between now.
So what better way to demonstrate her sexy skills than by turning up dressed as the world‘s hottest, see-through disco ball. You spin us right round, Rihanna, right round.
No wonder you guys voted her the sexiest woman in music…