There’s nothing like a new cryptic celebrity Twitter bio to get cyberspace in a flap.
And Harry Styles has done just that by changing the words on his profile on the social networking site.
The One Direction star got us all going “WTF” as he posted
“Hiiiiiiii. Looking for gammon, not splinters” on his page.
And right on cue, Directioners across the net attempted to de-code the whole gammon thing, whilst generally proclaiming that Mr Styles is an enigma.
Here are the 10 best theories as to what the Cheshire fittie really means – it must be one of them, right?
This blogger used their university level English to get to the bottom of the matter (ish).
Psychotic dreams is sure it’s something to do with the hind leg of a pig.
This tweeter decided it meant Harry wanted HER (we like your thinking).
Karen went all metaphorical on us.
This Tumblr blogger reckons it’s sort of a mating call.
So does this one.
This one AGREES but thinks he’s going after something completely different.
This Harry fan thinks he’s a super hero.
Probably our favourite tweet – really got to the heart of the matter.
And finally, if in doubt – ask Siri, right?