OK, so he may not be a celebrity in the strictest sense of the word – but MY GOD we’re very pleased with the producers of I’m A Celebrity for letting notorious Yorkshire hottie and former X Factor contestant Jake Quickenden into the jungle.
And it’s not just us who’s been struck down with a case of what we’re calling ‘The Quickers’ – the ladies of the australian jungle are also getting a little bit hot under the collar – particularly a certain Kendra Wilkinson.
Jake didn’t waste any time getting to know the female members of camp, offering a ‘full body massage’ to a smitten Kendra if she let him sleep in her bed – THE BIG TEASE.
Come on though, who could blame the girl for saying no? WHAT A SPECIMEN OF MANHOOD.
For the other men of the camp, Jake’s arrival wasn’t that welcome. Whilst Jake ran around the camp with his top of for most of the day, Jimmy and ‘Foggy’ (still don’t like that name, and we can’t pin down why) got a bit snarky at Jake’s arrival.
“Kendra’s got a hard on”, said Jimmy – presumably a bit put out after Melanie Sykes confessed that she for one welcomed our Jakey-Boy’s arrival in the jungle, as she was “sick of looking at Jimmy’s white ar*e” all day long.
But as Jake saunters around Australia in various states of undress, he told ‘Today With Des & Mel’ throwback Melanie that all the attention and hoo-ha was pretty overwhelming:
“I can’t believe it. I’m in a dream world.”
And whilst you keep your top off Jake, so are we. SO ARE WE.
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