NAKED MALE ALERT.
We repeat: NAKED. MALE. ALERT. Yep, we’re screaming TGIF today because X Factor and I’m A Celebrity contestant Jake Quickenden has got his own antelope balls out for our pleasure.
Whoever invented the birthday suit look should get an OBE or something.
Nice ring mate.
In January’s Cosmopolitan, Jake is standing to full attention (NOT LIKE THAT) with his hand just about covering his mini Jake for a) our pure and uncensored enjoyment and b) Cancer Research UK.
What a nice young man.
Before entering the jungle, the 26-year-old admitted that he rather enjoys stripping down to the way nature intended and would most definitely be stripping naked to embrace the jungle shower.
So this is a nice little preview then?
Of course, his beautifully tattooed nudity does actually have a serious side, as the campaign aims to raise cancer awareness for Cancer Research UK, something which is relatable to pretty much everyone, as we’ve all either been affected or know someone who’s been affected by the horrific disease.
It’s a cause particularly close to Jake’s heart, as he lost both his dad and brother to cancer.
He explained: “It affects everyone somehow. My brother Oliver had Osteosarcoma (a form of bone cancer), once he was told it was terminal he was determined to live a normal life where he could, which is why he proposed to his girlfriend before he passed away at 19.”
We can’t even imagine how heart-breaking it must’ve been to lose someone that close to you.
He also gave readers some advice, adding: “He showed me that you have to live every single day as if it’s your last. Follow your dreams and if you’re in love with someone tell them because you don’t know what’s around the corner.
“Posing naked for Cosmo was nerve wracking but I’d do anything for a charity like this because it’s so close to my heart. Cancer Research UK are working so hard trying to find a cure and one day it will happen.