Now that it’s all confirmed that sort-of-celebrity Jake Quickenden from X Factor will be taking Gemma Collins/Craig Charles‘ place in I’m A Celebrity, he’s keen to show off what’s he’s all about in there.
It’s intellectual stuff as well y’know.
Yep, speaking ahead of his surprise jungle entrance, the Simon Cowell reject admitted that he’s looking for a MILF-romance and a chance to get his own kangaroo balls out.
Not that we’re complaining about the nudity AT ALL. Ahem. We also bloody LOVE a jungle romance, so we guess Jake’s won our hearts already. Oops.
Speaking to The Sun, 26-year-old Jake revealed that him and his girlfriend have broken up so he’s free to let his mini-Jakes loose in the shower and nab himself a fumble in the jungle. Sounds a bit uncomfortable to us.
He admitted: “I am currently single. We broke up about a month ago. I just really want to concentrate on my career now.
“But if there was a dream girl in the jungle you never know.”
Peter Andre and Katie Price #2 anyone?
Although he admits he hasn’t “necessarily got a type,” he did reveal that he “love[s] a MILF every now and then.”
OI OI. Watch out Edwina Currie!
Oh, sorry. You meant Mel Sykes didn’t you? Oops.
Being a ruddy hot man and an ex-semi-pro footballer, it’s no surprise that he feels rather at home with the Tarzan thing, and really does love running around with his King of the Jungle jewels out.
He confessed: “I love nudity. I was always naked on the X Factor.” Erm, not on the live shows you weren’t mate.
He added: “Course I will get nude in the shower.”
Not to sound like massive pervs or anything, but we’re kinda looking forward to seeing some proper man eye candy in the jungle for a change, since this year’s been sort of lacking in our eyes.
Even if his celebrity status is a very much debatable.
On hearing rumours that former footballer Jimmy Bullard would be waiting for him in the jungle (well, not him specifically but you know what we mean), Jake said: “I’d like a guy in there I could get along with.”
Oooh, we love a bromance. Remember that time Mark Wright and Dougie Poynter bonded in a weirdly magical way? Yeah, we enjoyed that.
Jake also talked about the Bushtucker trials, adding: “I’ve never eaten kangaroo balls or anus. You just have to try it and embrace it.”
Do you though? We really don’t want to.
Still, we cannot wait for Jake to get to the jungle and see who’s willing to snuggle up in his sleeping bag.
Probably just some snakes and spiders if you’re lucky Jake.
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