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Is Liam Payne Piling On The Pounds?!

OF COURSE HE’S NOT!

One Direction’s resident comedian and part-time hottie Liam Payne has been behaving like a right little scamp and setting tongues a-wagging over on MazSight.

But don’t worry lads and lasses – Liam’s neither up the duff (that WOULD be a turn up for the books), nor has he been mainlining Gregg’s Chicken Bakes into his belly.

HE’S SHOVED A PILLOW UP HIS SHIRT HASN’T HE.

What is that boy like, eh? THE CHEEKY LITTLE MAN.

Well, how else do you expect him to unwind on tour?

Of course, it’s not the first time that ‘@fakeliampayne’ – which has fast become our second favourite social media account (Hi, Geri Halliwell’s Twitter) -  has got us all hot and bothered.

We were treated to some fantastic snaps of the Paynator in his pants last week, which left us seriously re-evaluating  our special ‘rankings’ of 1D hotties.

Liam took a break from fannying around on social media and being part of the most profitable boyband in the world this week to treat his lovely girlfriend Sophia Smith to a well deserved getaway in the sun. Packing in the PDA, the pair were spotted larking about aboard a yacht near Saint Jean Cap Ferrat in France, were they were staying with some pals.

That’s nice, isn’t it?  *seethes with jealousy*.

He also took the time to share with us some, err, intimate details about the getaway on Twitter.


Blimey. ‘Hiney Woo’? Seriously?

Anyway, to stop ourselves from going crazy imagining Liam Payne giving us a wedgie and talking about OUR  ‘hiney woo’ , we’re going to post some more pictures of Liam Payne looking generally fit.

When Liam was just so goddamned relaxed by the pool. Topless.

Is Liam Payne Piling On The Pounds?!
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When Liam was super sleepy and super shirtless as he peered over his balcony to see the view. BLESS!
Is Liam Payne Piling On The Pounds?!
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When Liam PUMPED SOME SERIOUS IRON and looked hawt in the process.
Is Liam Payne Piling On The Pounds?!
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Liam Payne surfing is still one of the greatest things we have/will ever see:

Is Liam Payne Piling On The Pounds?!
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MAY THERE BE MORE WHERE THOSE CAME FROM!

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Vicky Pattison

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