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Is Miley Cyrus ACTUALLY Obsessed With Making Sex Tapes?

This very well may be the most ridiculous thing we’ve heard all week, so let’s all take the information below with a pinch of salt, shall we? So APPARENTLY (and that’s a very BIG apparently, ladies and gents), former Disney Channel titan Miley Cyrus is ‘really into’ filming sex tapes with her boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger.

And then instantly deleting them after they’ve filmed it. Yes, really – apparently it’s ‘their thing’.

Whilst most couples’ version of ‘experimenting’ in the bedroom usually involves leaving the electric blanket on for an extra half an hour in winter, we’re expected to believe that Miley and Patrick get their kicks from filming themselves doing ‘it’ and then deleting it afterwards.

Sorry, but isn’t the point of a sex tape supposed to be that you watch it a few times? You know, keep it for posterity?

To be honest, we smell one massive rat with all of this.

And guess what? It’s all coming from an ANONYMOUS source! Isn’t that bizarre?

The so-called source has claimed that self-love enthusiant Miley, “…mentioned that their sex life has consisted of filming and taking pictures -  but they are instantly erasing it after watching and looking at it. Plus Miley likes using candy, like lollipops.”

Now this person sounds a little… we don’t know… maybe, ‘too involved’ in this whole thing? Like, he/she kind of sounds like they’re articulating something which should have probably stayed in their head, and their head ALONE.

Anyway, another source added that “It’s very animalistic and wild between them. They just met up and spent a few hours going at it. They were talking all night and most of the next day. It’s very physical.”

OKAY GUYS, TMI, JUST STOP NOW.

“It started out as just sex, but the more they get to know each other, the more it seems like they are falling for each other.”

Jeez, how romantic.

According to the well-known bastions of truth at HollywoodLife, yet ANOTHER source claimed that:”It’s not a one way street, he’s into her big time. Her wild side does not turn him off. It’s to the point where he’s getting wilder, he’s expanding that side of him. He’s actually gone so far as to tell her that he wants them to get matching tattoos, below the belt, if you know what I mean.”

Yeah, we know what you mean, dumb-ass. Eurgh, we feel kind of dirty and wrong now – and are going to pretend like none of that EVER happened (which if we’re honest, we think it probably didn’t anyway).

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