Mr Grey himself, Jamie Dornan, has revealed that he will never be happy with the way his body looks.
This body, to be precise:
Speaking to The Independent ahead of the release of slap and tickle flick Fifty Shades Of Grey, the 32-yer-old actor admitted he has huge hang-ups about his physical appearance.
“I think I am like anyone, I have massive hang-ups about my physical appearance,” he said.
“I was always fighting against stuff when I was a kid. I always felt skinny and small.
“Now, I’m 32… I have the same insecurities when I was a kid and when I see an image of myself, all I see is this skinny kid and I don’t like it.”
Despite spending years posing topless in front of the camera as a model for Calvin Klein, Jamie admitted that he still didn’t believe he looked good.
“No matter how many times you get filmed with your top off and the photographers are saying ‘Oh, you look great, add more oil”, and all that, you have all these things ingrained in your head – insecurities about yourself,” he explained.
“All the people in the world saying stuff like this isn’t going to alter that. I only had four weeks to work out for this role. I would have liked more time.
“But like I said, I don’t think I am ever going to be happy with how I look.”
Right, we’re off to pray for Jamie.
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