Ever since Jennifer Aniston rocked that iconic Rachel haircut, we had this feeling that we’d be vaguely in love with her for literally the rest of our lives.
And when we saw vaguely, we actually mean massiveLY.
So when she appeared on The Ellen Show with some inflatable boobs to mock Kim Kardashian‘s now infamous bum photos, we realised that we were put on this Earth to pretty much be Jen’s biggest fangirls.
We’re not even sure if any of this is making sense anymore but we just love her SO MUCH.
Justin Theroux is one lucky chap.
Proving her ability to still be hilarious, beautiful and everyone’s spirit icons or whatever, 45-year-old JenAn sat down with Ellen for a quick game of Last Word, where they have to say words to replace swear words (or something. IRRELEVANT), before subtly letting her boobs increase by approximately 99% in a bid to out-do Kim K’s, erm, bottom boobs?!
That made more sense in our heads, promise.
The results are ERRMAYZING and totally LOLZ, as Jen stands up to present her: “version of the Kim K, but the forward one.”
Anyone else think she might be setting off a craze here?
This comes after Jen actually started the bum-baring magazine cover WAY before Kim K did, telling Extra: “I was an original, all right?” DUH.
As well as being a top jokester and making us want to be her BFF even more than we ever thought possible, Jen was also on hand to discuss her Wedding plans and, obviously, let us all know when we’ll be receiving our invites.
After Ellen carefully broached the subject by discussing how secretive the date is, Jen admitted that they PROMISE they’ll let people know the real date. And by people, we mean close friends and family.
She said: “It’s funny actually our friends Sacha and Isla have shown up for four parties, four little gatherings, about a year ago, they would show up in beautiful wedding wear.
“Even like the 4th of July last year, they showed up and Sacha was in a powder blue suit and Isla was in a little cute dress.
“And we were like ‘guys it’s the 4th of July we’re in cutoffs and eating hotdogs. We will actually let you know!’”
Don’t forget to let us know too please, Jen. THANKS.
She added: “For Thanksgiving, a friend of mine said, ‘I can’t come this year, but should I?’”
Awks. Luckily, Ellen knew actually how she felt, saying: “That one time that Portia and I called, and it was very secretive, like there may be a thing this weekend, we’ll let you guys know where it is, and what time. And we were like, ‘Oooh, should we make that?’”
Answer: They didn’t go apparently. Oops. But as Ellen joked: “We didn’t come because we didn’t need to. I’m very busy. There has to be a wedding for me to stay in town!”
We’re not joking when we say we would FLY to their town just to see this wedding. It’s gonna be a cracker, right?
Just perhaps ditch the inflatable boobs for the big day Jen.
Save them for the wedding night.
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