Shrinking violet and apparent soft core bondage enthusiast Jessica Simpson has taken it upon herself to share some intimate moments with her husband online.
Yes, the 34-year-old singer clearly got caught up in the worldwide excitement for slap and tickle epic Fifty Shades of Grey after reenacting some of the scenes as part of her Valentine’s weekend with husband Eric Johnson.
Brace yourselves, things are about to take a turn for the incredibly uncomfortable.
There was this moment:
“I’m so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON”
And then there was this one:
And of course this wholly unusual stance:
Well at least they decided to on a totally 100% natural pose for the final picture, eh?
Side note: WHO agreed to take these pictures for them?!
This isn’t the first time Jessica has professed her love via the medium of MazSight. Back in December last year, she revealed her true feelings for newly laid flooring.
Here she is, alongside the caption: “I love carpet.”
Who doesn’t, Jess? Who doesn’t?
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