Because a few balloons and a slice of celebratory cake are totally overrated.
Taking to Twitter, Kanye decided to post not one, but EIGHT actual photos of Kim wearing absolutely nada, although considering this is Twitter, the 34-year-old Kardashian’s got everything covered.
If you know what we mean.
The 37-year-old went on a bit of a shouty capital letters rampage to his 11-odd million followers, first tweeting the above photo and writing: “I’M SO LUCKY.”
Just in case you weren’t sure quite how proud and excited he was, he then tweeted: “CONGRATS BABY ON 30 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS.”
Followed by: “CONGRATS BABY ON THE SHOW PREMIERE LAST NIGHT,” after the first episode of series 10 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians aired.
And another tweet telling us how ruddy lucky he is.
Big day for Kim, eh?
Of course, the rapper wasn’t quite done with writing in shouty capital letters there, going on to post another four tweets that purely read: “SWISH!!!”
Errrm, nope. Nope we don’t know what/why he’s swishing either. Our parents would probably use ‘swish’ to describe some sort of fancy new clothing they’ve just bought, but we’re guessing that’s not *exactly* how Kanye meant it.
Then again, who really DOES know what Kanye means half the time, right?
Anyway, it’s super lovely to see him being so proud of his gorgeous wife, shouty capital letters or not.
Besides, the whole ‘SWISH!!!’ thing that kinda makes us think of shampoo adverts and/or horse tails (bit weird) become a meme within seconds, so congrats, Kanye.
It seems Kim is equally as enamoured with Kanye’s love letters, taking to her own Twitter to write: “Ummmm how cute is my husband?!?!?!?! Ugh I love him so much!!!”
The only thing missing is a heart-eyed emoji.
And some shouty capital letters, obviously.
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