After that incredible promo-vid yesterday we really thought we were in for a treat.
Katie Price getting all Shakespearian and high-culture on us while wiggling her little finger – something told us that she might be angry about something, but WHAT COULD IT BE GUYS?
WELITERALLY RAN DOWN THE NEWSAGENTS IN OUR PYJAMAS.
So what is this HUGE revelation that warranted that BAFTA worthy performance?
After seeing ALL her exes – Dwight Yorke, Leoandro Penna, Alex Reid, Peter Andre and Kieran Hayler – in the vid we were expecting explosive stuff – well, there was even a blimmin’ bomb in it.
However, it was just more gas on Kieran’s affair with her mate Jane Poutney. BUT WE WANTED ORIGINAL MATERIAL?
Not so surprisingly for a sex addict – it turns out he also had an affair with Katie’s other mate, 41-year-old Chrissy Thomas.
Instead of a Ford Focus, he had sex with this one in a lay-by and that people, is the revelation.
We actually overestimated the Pricey.
“He knew Jane was vulnerable because her marriage was dead and he’d heard me say Chrissy was a good-time girl,” Katie says.
“So he got their numbers from me or approached them on Twitter and began the process of getting them into bed”.
“It came out in his therapy that he was having affairs with Chrissy and Jane at the same time. He usually s*****d Chrissy in a lay-by on the way home from his plastering job in Guildford, Surrey.”
“He preferred to s*** Jane in a pub car park.”
Lovely stuff. Totally worth our hungover AM sprint to the shops.
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