Gone are the ideas of a cover celebrating Katy Perry‘s musical successes, from the Super Bowl 2015 to just generally being amazing, because now one magazine is claiming that she’s pregnant.
Except they’ve missed one key point: SHE’S VERY MUCH NOT. We repeat: Katy is NOT carrying John Mayer’s baby.
The US’ OK! Magazine has chucked a photo of the singer on their front cover this week, along with the headline ‘Katy’s Pregnant!’, which is surrounded by other eye-catching lines like ‘John & Katy SHOCKER’.
The cover also claims that the couple are planning a Spring Wedding and that John’s said “I’m a changed man!”
Dramatic stuff, eh?
Problem is, just like that Kendall and Scott affair story, it’s actually all a load of tosh, which makes sense considering the 30-year-old singer is slap-bang in the middle of her Prismatic world tour and having a baby is perhaps the least of her worries right now.
Nice try though, guys.
A source has told MailOnline: “Katy is not pregnant. She can’t even think about getting pregnant right now. She is in the middle of her world tour.”
They added: “She is busy nonstop and the tour is very demanding. She could not do those shows if she was with child. It’s just impossible. She has to dance and fly in the air and do all these stunts. She needs to be in top shape.”
So there you go, everyone. Katy is NOT pregnant.
The OK! source AKA a supposed friend originally claimed that KP told friends her ‘exciting news’ during her LA house party.
The source claims: “The baby news was a shock to everyone, but Katy and John are absolutely ecstatic.”
If that wasn’t exciting enough for the couple, it was also claimed that: “John and Katy are hunting for a house for their family in LA.
“It’s definitely a lot for them to take in, but they’re so excited about it all,” adding that they were planning to move in after their wedding.
Obviously we’d LOVE to see a mini Katy and John welcomed into the world, but the singer’s definitely got enough on her plate for the moment without thinking about starting a family.
Can we go back to celebrate both Katy and John’s musical successes now please? Thanks.
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