We’re not being funny, but Kelly Brook and David McIntosh‘s relationship has gotten so completely and utterly ridiculous that we’re starting to believe we’ve dreamed the whole affair up in our heads and are living it like we’re in some sort of horror film.
After flashing what looked insanely like an engagement ring and sharing snaps of her supposed new beau James Crabtree, it looked like Kelly had finally moved on from her on again/off again relationship with David.
OH HOW BLOODY WRONG WE WERE.
Turns out that her relationship with 28-year-old David is very much STILL A RIDIC THING and they’re still very much in love.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECK. IS. GOING. ON?!
Talking to The Sun at Drury Club, Covent Garden, Danny boy revealed: “Kelly and I are madly in love. This is love. No matter what goes on, we can’t stand being apart.
“We are back together now. That’s the truth and that’s because of love.
“Neither of us can help it man. It’s love, love, love.”
The only thing we can describe their relationship as is something so turbulent, it’s giving us actual whiplash.
He also backtracked on his claims that Kelly, 35, said some ‘disgusting’ things to him during their relationship.
Yikes. He said: “Look Dan, I was hurting man. I didn’t even know. I said a lot of things that I didn’t actually mean.
“I had to keep going with the interviews because I was promoting my Devil Dawg nutrition products.”
WELL A MAN’S GOT TO GET HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT HASN’T HE?!
This all comes after David was spotted stepping out with rumoured new beau Jess Impiazzi earlier this week, not long after Kelly was seen enjoying Winter Wonderland with her rumoured new man James.
Our heads are literally spinning right now.
However, David’s new relationship doesn’t seem to be going so well, as Jess has now tweeted some cryptic messages which seem to suggest that their love is over almost as quickly as it begun.
She wrote the tweet above after also tweeting “Feb up with a** holes (sic)” and posting the picture below which talks all about love.
She attended the same party as David in Drury Club, so perhaps she overhead his discussion about Kelly.
Either way, we’d quite like to get off this Kelly/David-driven ride now please.
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