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Kelly Brook And Fiancee David McIntosh In Shock SPLIT

OH. MY. GAAAD.

Kelly Brook has announced that she’s only gone and SPLIT with her fiancée David McIntosh.

Now, for all the “Oooh, aren’t they an unusual couple” and “Oooh we don’t think THEY’LL last” comments that the couple had to endure throughout their relationship, we actually DID NOT see this coming.

Well, maybe it was because we were 2/3 of the way through a bottle of Tesco’s own Pinot Grigio when the news was announced at 8:30 on a Friday night – or maybe it was the fact that she said she wanted his babies last week!

C’mon Kelly, it’s still happy hour for crying out loud – could you not have given us a heads up?!

Everyone’s favourite buxom (yes, we wrote ‘buxom’) beauty announced the tear-inducing news over Twitter last night, telling us that: ‘It’s a sad Day but I wanted to share with you that David and I are no longer engaged’

‘I love and respect him and wish him all the best.’

BLIMEY


However, things got a little bit more ‘cryptic’ on Kelly’s twitter later on that evening. As David kept resolutely ‘schtum’ on all social media channels, Kelly posted yet ANOTHER tweet at around 12:15AM: ‘Positive changes- Good people -Happy Life- Creative work.’


WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, KELLS? WAS DAVID A ‘BAD PERSON’, WAS DITCHING HIM A ‘POSITIVE CHANGE’?

To be honest, we’re usually spouting ‘motivational’ speeches like that around midnight on a Friday – usually after working our way through our second bottle of Mateus rose wine.

And who hasn’t done the whole “I’M MOVIN’ ON WIF MA LYFE AND SURROUNDING MASELF WIF GUD PEEPZ FROM NAH ON” speech when they’ve just split up with someone?

Kelly, currently working in LA,  met muscular macho-man David on New Year’s Eve, and seemed to fall head over heels for the former Gladiator and part-time badger corpse chauffeur (the latter story will NEVER fail to get old FYI).

However, when Dave entered the CBB house this year it apparently put the relationship under strain – Kelly’s apparent pals told Closer magazine that she got ‘embarrassed’ by David’s antics in the house.

YIKES.

Oh well Kelly, keep your chin up  – as the saying goes, there’s plenty more ex-Gladiators and badger culling enthusiasts in the sea.

[Kelly Brook Confirms Pregnant Plans: I Want A Baby Soon With David McIntosh]

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