So there’s Kelly Brook posing in a bikini on MazSight.
And there’s KELLY BROOK POSING IN A BIKINI ON Instagram.
And this is most definitely a case of the latter.
Just have a look.
Don’t know where to look either? Thought not.
The booby selfie, posted by Kels on the last day of her romantic holiday with fiance David McIntosh, quite frankly took over MazSight.
And predictably left a load of gobsmacked commenters saying the prectable “titttaaaaaays” “boobs” “oh my god” and one rather observant fan who noted: “she could never drown with those buoyancy aids”.
The 34-year-old was today mourning her last day of sun on Mykonos with her man. But we won’t exactly miss her 4372895235 selfie snaps on Insta, which quite frankly just remind us that our summers are over.
Kels photos have left us slightly jealous, very much wanting to VOM.
She started her attempt to clog up our entire Insta-feed with some coy looking sun-soaking-up selfies as she relaxed in her ‘happy place’ and lounged on the bed, as you do. Hashtag no filter.
She then got a bit bored of showing off her flawless-ness, and moved onto to making us all cry quite a lot at the amazing room view she’s got. ERGH.
As if we weren’t sad enough, fiance David then muscled in on the whole thing (quite literally because look at THOSE muscles), and the pair basically attacked our MazSight with some loved-up lovey dovey photos showing us how in love they are.
Thank god we weren’t eating our breakfast.
Before we could get back to looking at pictures of cats, Kels had one last bout of photos to share with the world, firstly showing off her gorge ombre locks in beachy perfection, and then sharing some recent glam shoot and red carpet pics.
Meanwhile, STILL GREY HERE.
Kelly and David’s relationship looks to be going from strength-to-loved-up-strength at the moment, with Kels confirming baby Brook-Intosh plans to the world. YAY.
She told the Daily Star: “Hopefully I’ll have a baby soon. Ultimately I am entering a new phase in my life.”
Better make some space on your MazSight, Kels.
Kels sadly suffered two misscarriages with Strictly Come Dancing Ex Thom Evans, and has had to fend off pregnancy rumours left, right and centre recently, mainly thanks to her, erm, not-so-subtly ballooning chest.
When Heat asked her about said rumours, she replied: “Do I look pregnant? My boobs have got bigger. The more they’re played with, the bigger they get!”
Well, when you’ve got it flaunt it aye?
One thing the couple have had to re-think in their whirlwind romance is their equally-as-whirlwind engagement, especially since the Wedding was supposed to be next month. Awks. Don’t worry though, because the couple have just postponed it until next year.
Kels explained the whole sitch in an eyebrow-raisingly-suspicious interview with Star mag, where she said: “We were going to get married next month, but we had to postpone because of my TV show and his work commitments. We don’t want to rush it.”
Hmm. Considering David got kicked out of Celebrity Big Brother FIRST, we’re a bit suspish of the whole thing.
We’re kinda hoping for a secret wedding in Greece to be announced if we’re honest.
WATCH THIS space.
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