Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stranger and meaner than photoshopping Bruce Jenner onto Stephanie Beecham’s face, TA-DAH! A new magazine report emerges claiming Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick are having an affair.
THIS IS REALLY A COVER STORY IN AN ACTUAL MAGAZINE WTAF.
BRB, just going to go scream into our pillow because this is crazy.
Kendall and Scott are often seen having lunch together totally innocently, but it seems these new crazy rumours that Scott’s been cheating emerged after Kendall posted a photo of the two on MazSight, with the 31-year-old in the background of her leg-baring selfie.
According to America’s Star magazine, that means the two are now having all the sex. OF COURSE.
The big headline on the front of the magazine reads: “19-year-old Kendall Sleeping With Scott!” followed by a ‘quote’ from Kourt, which says: “Kourtney: ‘They’re dead to me!”
According to allegations in the magazine, Scott has gone from being a “protective” big brother to being a “corrupter.”
Despite the fact that Scott and Kourtney have just welcome their third child Reign and have kept away from the cameras and such to focus on family life, the shocking and confusing allegations continue to say that after #Scendall partied together, Scott started seeing his girlfriend’s little sister as an adult, and “a superhot and fun one at that.”
The report claims that their supposed affair probably started when Kourtney was pregnant with Reign, with the mother-of-three discovering their affair just after the New Year.
A source claims: “Her friend heard that Scott and Kendall had sex during a night of partying and told Kourtney they’d been sending steamy texts to each other ever since.
“At first Kourtney was in complete shock and disbelief. But after she processed the information she was devastated. She started screaming at [Scott], calling him ‘sick’.”
If that wasn’t bad enough, the report also apparently claims that the whole ‘storyline’ will improve ratings on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Important things first, obviously.
Considering Scott and Kendall are like brother and sister, we’re gonna go ahead and call this one a load of codswallop.
Codswallop is a good word, isn’t it?
Anyway, can we stop making up baloney magazine covers for this family now?! Okay good thanks.
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