It doesn’t help that we’re sitting here eating our lunch whilst writing this Khloe Kardashian story, quite frankly.
The little sis of the Kardash clan klan has pretty much chained herself to the gym in recent weeks, claiming she has some serious weight to lose (well OK then).
The mere mention of the word has us sweating/shuddering in our boyfriend jeans.
Khlo posted a snap of herself in full knee-bend mode on MazSight, along with the caption, which tagged her personal trainer: “Squat!!!!! Because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass right @gunnarFitness???”.
Well if you honestly put it like that. Erm no we’re still not doing any.
The 30-year-old has pretty much lived in her trainers recently, after declaring three weeks ago she was back in the fitness game after eating along with pregnant Kourtney Kardashian.
Her new regime has seen her and doing stuff like this on a Saturday (when we were too hungover to even exit our PJs).
Despite the relatively hot 19C weather, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arrived for Paris fashion Week wearing his ‘n’ hers duvet coats.
Stepping off the Eurostar this morning with daughter North West in tow, the pair looked set for an Alaskan trek in their huge blanket-style ensembles.
Making their way to the Royal Monceau hotel, Kim managed to keep a calm face in place despite probs sweating like a beast in her various layers, heavy black boots and HUGE cream duvet coat.
It takes a certain type of celebrity to ignore the sweat running down their legs. Bravo.
But North West wasn’t quite so composed in the heat, glaringly angrily at the paps from her pram as she struggled in her winter anorak and wooly hat. Poor little lamb.
As always, Kanye wore a stony frown as he pushed North’s pram through the horde of photographers, dressed up to the nines in a scarf and coat combo.
The couple have recently revealed that they’re working on different techniques for disciplining their daughter, shedding some light on their parenting techniques after Kim’s ex-boyf Reggie Bush revealed that he’s pretty harsh with his one-year-old daughter.
Kimye have apparently decided to keep North’s tush safe from any kind of spanking after opting for a much more gentle approach to bringing her up.
A source close to the family told RadarOnline: “Kim and Kanye decided before North was born that there would be no spanking ever.
“It is not how they want to raise their daughter. As North gets older, and when she acts up, there will be time outs, taking away a favourite toy, but absolutely no discipline.”
And it appears to be a mindset inspired by Kim’s sister, Kourtney, rather than our very own Jo Frost.
The insider continued: “Kim’s older sister Kourtney doesn’t spank her kids, and they are very well behaved. North will be given clear boundaries that a child needs, and there will be consequences that won’t involve any hitting or spanking.”
However, considering 15-month-old Nori reportedly has her daddy wrapped around her little finger, it looks as though any time outs and removing of the favourite toy will be down to Kim to enforce.
Who would have thought that Kanye would be the good cop in their relationship?
Meanwhile, it looks as though it’s not just parenting that Kim is doing right after she appeared to brush being among the latest targets of the celebgate scandal under the rug with one very subtle nod to her nude photos being leaked online.
Tweeting a random cropped picture of hubby Kanye, she added the caption: “I’m so lucky #MyFineAssHusband.”
Just us, or is that hashtag a sly reference if you remove one word…?
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star – who was made famous by her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J – hasn’t said another word on the topic.
Her spokesperson told Yahoo: “There is no comment.”
Way to go, Kim – don’t give the internet trolls the satisfaction.
Kim initially shared outrage on the first wave of hackings, telling E! that it’s a ‘wake-up call’ to celebrities.
She said: “I think it’s a wake-up call for people to make sure they have every privacy setting. It seems like there are a lot of people that love to spend their time hacking peoples’ information and that’s just a scary thing.”
However, as usual, the world of social media has been buzzing with conspiracy theories on the leak, with some users claiming Kim may have leaked her own pictures after spotting that the snaps appear to show her using a Blackberry, which does not store images on Apple’s iCloud.
Despite the claims – which Kim will be used to after years of being accused of leaking her own sex tape – the reality star seems totally unfazed, instead promoting her appearance on American Dad.
Don’t let the haterz bring you down, Kim!
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