ICYMI, yesterday Kim Kardashian attempted to #BreakTheInternet with a magazine shot of her naked, oily ass.
It was all a big LOL until we realised that it was an image we could never ever erase from our minds, and a part of us died inside.
But apparently Kim’s nekkid rear wasn’t enough to do the job, so she’s given it another shot. DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK AT THESE AT work, IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS ETC ETC.
We assume this latest pic will have either waken you up more than an espresso, or has you crawling back to bed and hiding until its gone away.
Yep, we’ve now officially seen more of the 34-year-old than we ever realistically wanted in our lives, as she decided to post for some proper full-frontal shots as well as those from behind.
Kanye West must be laughing right now. #ALLDAY.
Although we’ve chosen to censor these shots, the real things are absolutely, 100% NOT censored, which has basically made the internet lose its mind and crawl into an early grave.
Mission accomplished Kim!
In the new shots for Paper magazine, Kim looks delighted to drop her dress and let it all hang out IN THE INTERESTS OF ART, OBVIOUSLY.
Well, if you’ve got it flaunt it we guess. But it’s still not really the Thursday wake-up call we imagine. Or wanted, really.
But before you blame photographer Jean-Paul Goude for stripping down and oiling up, it turns out the whole thing was Kim’s idea. Of course it was.
Speaking to Yahoo Style, Paper’s editorial direction Mickey Boardman explained: “Kim’s attitude was ‘if we’re gonna do it, let’s really go there.’
“And it was her idea to take off her clothes and show more than her butt. But we [Paper] didn’t say ‘let’s do a cover with your butt hanging out.’
“She said she was willing to take her clothes off and one thing lead to another.”
‘One thing lead to another’ never leads to anything innocent does it?
Although in this case we assume it will lead to BREAKING THE INTERNET, because how could it not really?
Whilst we’re too busy choking on our cereal, we’re pretty sure 50% of the internet is already crafting a lorry load of amazing parodies of these pics, a la yesterday where Kim was turned into a centaur and the like.
The internet is a wonderful place isn’t it?
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.
We’re off to give our brains another intense wash and erase the memory of this forever.
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