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Kim Kardashian Names Herself ‘Miss Teen Armenian’ In Mega Throwback Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian has been rocking an, erm, interesting variety of fashions recently, from the fur bikini (or the furkini to give it its proper name) to wearing absolutely nothing at all.

But now, leaving the controversy of yesterday’s full-frontal naked photo behind her, Kim has shared a mega throwback photo of her posing in a sparkly, sequinned bikini.

And, ladies and gents, there’s an actual BELLY CHAIN involved. Belly. Chain. A chain for your belly. Okay good.

Kim Kardashian Names Herself 'Miss Teen Armenian' In Mega Throwback Bikini Photo
By MazSight

Still, anything’s better than that furkini thing Kanye West designed for her, right?

And at least she didn’t shower in oil this time, unlike THAT naked photo. Yep, this new/old sequinned bikini look is much better.

In her mega #TBT, the 34-year-old looks pretty darn different, showing off her incredible slim figure as she rocks the small, sparkly bikini and that really quite strange belly chain thing.

She looks properly beaut in this photo so we guess we’ll let her off for that.

Kim Kardashian Names Herself 'Miss Teen Armenian' In Mega Throwback Bikini Photo
By MazSight

Writing alongside the photo, Kim said: “#TWTFBT I’m throwing this way the f**k back Thursday,” before jokingly hashtagging “#MissTeenArmenian.”

We don’t know if she ever won the title or even ever went to a ‘Teen Armenian’ pageants, by judging by this gorgeous photo, she definitely could’ve definitely have won that or any other beauty pageant going.

Just last month, Kim stripped down to a barely-there fur bikini for a quick, snowy photoshoot with husband Kanye.

Kim Kardashian Names Herself 'Miss Teen Armenian' In Mega Throwback Bikini Photo
By MazSight

Well, at least it solves the problem of how to keep your nether regions warm in the winter, eh?

Although we’re not entirely sure we’d want to crack this one out at the beach. THINK OF THE ‘FURRY YOU-KNOW-WHAT’ JOKES.

Kimmy looked stunning as she dug out her sexiest poses for the photoshoot, ruling the slopes in a skimpy, white, string bikini covered in fur. Still a bit strange to be honest.

Posting photos of her fur-filled fun on MazSight, Kim captioned her first shot: “Baby it’s cold outside…..

Kim Kardashian Names Herself 'Miss Teen Armenian' In Mega Throwback Bikini Photo
By MazSight

Maybe you should put a coat on, love.

Although you’re doing a fine job of looking like posing in the snow in next-to-nothing comes naturally to you, so well done.

Flaunting her fabulous curves and rocking the ‘casual wind-in-face pose’, Kim wrote alongside the second photo: “Furkini

Ethan Anderton

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