Even those living under rocks know about Kim Kardashian‘s oiled and totally nude body all over the internet this week after she posed naked for Paper Magazine.
And while the reaction pieces were all the lolz, it was only a matter of time before someone to call ‘photoSHOP!’ on her ass. Literally.
So it’s hardly surprising that ‘untouched’ versions of Kim’s belfie have appeared online, apparently showing Kim’s derriere looking much smaller than the image that appears on Paper mag.
And although some are convinced the 34-year-old’s body HAS been edited for the shoot, TMZ are claiming the ‘untouched’ version of the pics are fake. Confusing.
TMZ claim: “A rep for Paper Magazine tells TMZ none of the photos are authentic. The Chief Creative Officer for the mag said on TMZ Live … none of the photoshopping they did was drastic.
“The fakes going around are all over the place … some make her ass look bigger, others make it look smaller.“
Whether she faked the rump or not, the real talking point of today has been all about how on EARTH she got her bum so evenly oiled for the #BreakTheInternet shoot.
These are the important questions, world.
As much as we laughed at the idea of Kim having a personal arse-oiler, it turns out that actually, er, she did. Sort of.
Who the ruddy ‘eck would sign up for that role?! Oh, hang on.
That would be her make-up artist Mario Dedivanovic then.
Yep, Mario revealed that he was the one helping break the internet and cause people around the world to turn into the incredible hulk in envy.
Speaking to the New York Daily News, he explained: “I don’t have a name for the oil. It’s just a baby oil product from Europe. I just sprayed it all over her body from a pump bottle.”
“Everyone keeps asking me about it.
“It’s so crazy. It’s just a basic baby oil product.”
Brb, off to rub some baby oil on our bum (except that we’re 100% NOT).
He added: ‘When they did the nude shots, it was a closed set — just myself, Kim and the photographer. “
And Kanye? Oh yeah, he was there too.
A source told RadarOnline: “Of course Kanye was there for the shoot. He would never let Kim be naked in a room if he was not present.”
‘Imma let you finish, but my wife has the best oily bum of all time.’ Well, that’s probably what he said anyway.
It’s also been revealed that Kim K didn’t ACTUALLY earn a single penny from her nakedness, a bit like unpaid work experience. Oops.
TMZ reports that Kim just did the shoot because she was desperate to work with photographer Jean-Paul Goude.
Which is good, because the magazine couldn’t afford to pay her anyway.
Still, at least she got some much-needed media coverage, right?
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