We mean, cray cray stuff like this never happens on our holidays.
Taking to her Twitter account in the early hours of this morning, pregnant Kim revealed that she was feeling pretty sleepy thanks to a drunk woman who was trying to break into her room with a bank card at 4am in the morning.
Oh, and did we mention that the woman was naked? Because the woman was naked.
There are just so many questions.
Obviously totally bewildered by the entire incident, Kim admitted to filming the woman as she frolicked around in the hotel corridor, but vowed that she is a decent enough person to not post such footage on the internet.
Four for you, Kim…. Although if we ever bump into you, please can we have a gander? Because it just all sounds utterly hilair.
The 34 year old is currently residing in the South of France as she attends the Cannes Lions Festival, and shared her story via a stream of tweets, which read: “Thanks to the drunk naked woman banging on my door I have been up since 4am!
“I’m so sleepy now but have to work! It’s gonna be a long day… She thought her Amex was my room key lol
“I took a fun video of her as a reminder of why I never tolerated drinking 2 much! Slob kabob! I won’t post it but it’s funny! I think she’s staying at my hotel she just had the wrong room #
“I hope I run into her today [sic]“
Oh, now that would be one heck of an awkward meeting… Anybody else really hoping that it happens?
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