Just because we weren’t already jealous enough that we’re not swimming in mud down at Glastonbury, it’s now being reported that Kim Kardashian is actually flying into the festival especially to support husband Kanye West.
Someone might want to warn her not to take her phone in the long-drop toilets. No-one wants to try and fish it out of there.
The 34-year-old doting wife is braving the mud in order to watch Kanye, 38, perform on the Pyramid Stage on Saturday night, although she *hopefully* won’t have to brave the overflowing portaloos in the VIP area.
She’ll reportedly be staying in a posh Winnebago (rather than the £10 pop-up tent we took last year), after flying in on a private helicopter.
Because how else do you make a grand festival entrance when you’re Kim Kardashian, eh?
No word yet on her footwear of choice, and we can’t help but imagine her tottering around in some diamond encrusted wellies while feasting on a £20 falafel wrap.
A source told The Sun: “Lewis Hamilton is also staying in their private area, which was organised by Fran Cutler [celeb party planner extraordinaire]. Things could be hotting up between him and Kendall.”
It’s also being hinted that Kylie and Kendall could pop on a pair of Primark wellies to join the muddy party.
No word yet on whether they’ll have to pack their own bog roll.
Before she can get her wellies on, though, she’s got the rest of her Cannes trip to enjoy, where she’s been attending the Lions Festival and jumping aboard a yacht the MailOnline’s party.
Shunning the so-called ‘average’ maternity wardrobe, the pregnant reality star arrived to the yacht party wearing black underwear and a totally see-through black fishnet dress.
And you know what? She actually looks totally gorgeous in the pretty out-there look. Four for you, Kim. You go, Kim.
Even if you do kinda look like you’re wearing one side of a stretched-out pair of fishnet tights. Or a fishing net that they might actually use on that very yacht.
During the soiree, she explained how they’ve have been preparing little north for the arrival of her younger brother.
Kim revealed: “I don’t know if North really understands she’s getting a baby brother yet.
“We read books at night with stories about big sisters, and baby brothers, families.
“I’m sure she’ll come to the hospital and meet him, that’s what Kourtney did with her kids so I’ll take advice from her.”
We cannot wait to see what she’s packed for her Glastonbury wardrobe – don’t forget a waterproof mac and those essential wellies, babe!
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