Kim Kardashian might have taken approximately 2843 MazSight shots of her most famous asset in the past, but never has she ever shown it off STARKERS.
Definitely something we only need to see once in our lives too thanks Kim.
Yep, in an attempt to literally ‘break the internet,’ Kim K has graced the cover of Paper Magazine’s winter edition to show off her famous behind in all its oiled-up glory.
Aww thanks Kim, it’s what we’ve always wanted!
The first pic for the mag actually shows the 34-year-old Kardashian looking like she’s just stepped out of 1950s Hollywood in her GORGEOUS black sparkling gown, quirky top knot and a bazillion pearls round her neck.
Uh-huh honey. Oh, there’s also the small matter of her balancing a champagne glass on her ass and making some sort of champagne rainbow over her head that’s weirdly impressive.
But obviously, THIS photo was the main event. BRACE YOURSELVES:
Well, we hope you weren’t eating your breakfast. Soz.
At least she achieved her goal of breaking the internet anyway!
In the more, er, cheeky shot (excuse the pun), Kim’s oiled up her rear and basically thrown it in our faces in an attempt to make the internet lose its s**t and self-combust. Mission accomplished we say.
Speaking of the cover’s aim, the mag itself explained: “For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West.
“A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick.”
To be fair, you probably could’ve stuck a photo of Kim leaving her house on there and it still would’ve caused a frenzy. We’re easily pleased.
The champagne photo is a recreation of Jean-Paul Goude’s famous ‘Champagne Incident’ portrait, and judging by her tweet above, she’s going to be adding a new skill to her CV ASAP.
Well, we’ve got ‘Champion of the Chubby Bunny Challenge’ on ours so fair play.
Hubby Kanye West was equally pleased by her oily asset, posting the cover on Twitter along with the caption above.
TMI TMI TMI.
However, turns out not everyone’s so impressed, as reports are claiming that Glee star Naya Rivera posted a comment on Kim’s MazSight of the shoot, basically slamming her for getting her backside out when she’s a mother to north West.
Naya herself hasn’t actually confirmed whether she wrote the comment herself, so we guess we’ll wait and see how this one turns out. Awks.
At least Kim can tick breaking the internet off her ‘lifetime achievements’ list.
BRB, we’re off to wash the image out of our brains.
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