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Kim Kardashian’s Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who’s Not Kanye West

If we’re honest, when we woke up this morning we were KINDA scared about opening our laptops in case Kim Kardashian had got another part of her body naked and oily.

Not sure what part that could’ve been, but y’know.

Thankfully, we managed to stuff our faces with cornflakes without choking this morning, instead pondering how on EARTH she got her bum so evenly oiled.

Kim Kardashian's Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who's Not Kanye West
By MazSight

These are the important questions, world.

As much as we laughed at the idea of Kim, 34, having a personal arse-oiler, it turns out that actually, er, she did. Sort of.

Who the ruddy ‘eck would sign up for that role?! Oh, hang on.

That would be her make-up artist Mario Dedivanovic then.

Kim Kardashian's Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who's Not Kanye West
By MazSight

Yep, Mario revealed that he was the one helping break the internet and cause people around the world to turn into the incredible hulk in envy.

Speaking to the New York Daily News, he explained: “I don’t have a name for the oil. It’s just a baby oil product from Europe. I just sprayed it all over her body from a pump bottle.”

“Everyone keeps asking me about it.

“It’s so crazy. It’s just a basic baby oil product.”

Kim Kardashian's Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who's Not Kanye West
By MazSight

Brb, off to rub some baby oil on our bum (except that we’re 100% NOT).

He added: ‘When they did the nude shots, it was a closed set — just myself, Kim and the photographer. “

And Kanye? Oh yeah, he was there too.

A source told RadarOnline: “Of course Kanye was there for the shoot. He would never let Kim be naked in a room if he was not present.”

Kim Kardashian's Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who's Not Kanye West
By MazSight

‘Imma let you finish, but my wife has the best oily bum of all time.’ Well, that’s probably what he said anyway.

It’s also been revealed that Kim K didn’t ACTUALLY earn a single penny from her nakedness, a bit like unpaid work experience. Oops.

TMZ reports that Kim just did the shoot because she was desperate to work with photographer Jean-Paul Goude.

Kim Kardashian's Bum Oiled Up For Naked Shoot By Someone Who's Not Kanye West
By MazSight

Which is good, because the magazine couldn’t afford to pay her anyway.

Awks.

Still, at least she got some much-needed media coverage, right?

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Michael Zhang

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