Kris Jenner was apparently so desperate to confront daughter Kim Kardashian about some stolen cookware that she actually broke a window in their house because Kim wouldn’t let her in.
Sure. Why not? Drastic times call for drastic measures after all.
According to TMZ, a script for the upcoming series of Keeping Up With The Kardashians includes a scene in which Kris quick marches round to Chateau de Kimye and promptly chucks a rock through a window when her daughter won’t let her in the old-fashion way. AKA through the door.
Can we just quickly add that throwing rocks through windows, even if it’s a relative’s window, is actually never a good/right/okay thing to do?
So, production sources have told the site that there’s a ‘very detailed outline of scenes’ of season 10, with one scene showing the moment Kim and Kanye move into their new home.
In the scene, Kim reportedly returns to Kris’ home and nicks a load of cookware and silverware, presumbly because she didn’t have a chance to pop down to her nearest IKEA.
However, when 59-year-old Kris realises that her 34-year-old daughter has borrowed her kitchen bits and bobs, she apparently storms over to the Kimye household, screaming: “I gave you life and you stole my cookware!” through a small gap in the door.
QUOTE OF THE DAY.
Kim then tells Kris that if she doesn’t leave her alone, she’ll have her mother removed from the premises.
Things then go cray-cray when Kim slams the door, causing Kris to decide that the only logical way to respond is to pick up a rock and throw it at one of Kimye’s upstairs windows.
In what sounds like something you might hear in a horror movie, Kris then supposedly screams: “You won’t get rid of me this easily.”
Mwahahaha etc etc.
Oh, and then north West cries of course. Probably because she’s a CHILD and is wondering what the heck Kris is doing chucking rocks through windows.
So there you go, ladies and gents. The krazy life of the Kardashians.
Bring on Season 10.
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