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Louis Tomlinson Got Papped Leaving A Nightclub With ‘Mystery Blonde’ BUT CAN WE DISCUSS HIS HAIR?!

We can’t help but notice that ever since Louis Tomlinson confirmed that he was no longer seeing Eleanor Calder he has been looking happier and more jovial than ever, and he’s spent the vast majority of One Direction’s break from their latest worldwide tour looking generally hunky in a variety of clubs and bars.

And we haven’t been at any of them. It’s a ruddy outrage.

Anyways, the sassmeister managed to raise a fair few eyebrows after last night’s antics, when he was papped leaving trendy London hotspot Cirque with a ~mysterious blonde~… Although to be entirely honest, Lou looks a lot more interested than the other pals who clambered into the car with them than the girl in question.

Basically: QUIT TRYING TO MAKE ‘LOUIS THE PLAYER’ HAPPEN, IT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

Ahem.

In fact, we can’t help but notice that the 23-year-old is kind of morphing into Harry Styles circa 2013, aka the year when the poor, curly-haired lamb couldn’t even breathe without being romantically linked to the closest lady, and while we’re glad that Hazza is getting a nice break from the circus surrounding his love life, we can’t help but wish that all of the One Direction lads could be left the heck alone.

We mean, we’re pretty certain that having friends of the opposite sex doesn’t mean that you’re bonking them, that’s a fairly normal thing, isn’t it?

Because if not then we have been doing this whole ‘friendship’ malarkey seriously wrong for our entire lives…

Furthermore, while it is true that Louis definitely left Cirque with a ‘mystery blonde’ (alongside a few others), we can’t help but notice that the palava surrounding the presence of a female has resulted the most important part of the night being grossly overlooked:

HOW FRICKIN’ GLOSSY AND GLORIOUS IS HIS HAIR?!

Sounds like that cold shower he talked about last night did wonders for his locks, and if we all just take a second to think about this entire scenario with a rational mind then it’s probably logical to conclude that this girl was actually following Louis to get some haircare tips…

…And to be fair, who can bloomin’ blame her?

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