She’s constantly making the headlines with her controversial behaviour.
And when it comes to social media, Madonna‘s at her shocking best. As the singer turns 56 today, we’re celebrating her birthday with the MazSight snaps that made jaws drop around the world.
1. Madonna’s armpit hair
“Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove”
Madonna knows just how to press people’s buttons, doesn’t she?
Forget about naked shots and provocative poses; what will really get the goat of many an internet browser is unadulterated armpit hair.
If you’re going to go au naturel, then you need to go big or go home. And Her Madgesty certainly went big… or should we say long.
2. Madonna’s Met Ball no-no
“What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom”
Gah that Anna Wintour, she ruins all the fun. I mean, why wouldn’t she want such a sophisticated outfit at her precious Met Ball?
Sure, it might look like a collection of straps slash tape to you and me, but it’s art, dontcha know.
3. Madonna’s mud mask
“Trying out the new Clay Mask from MDNA skin care line! Lets see if it works! #livingforlove”
Madonna’s taken the #Iwokeuplikethis #nomakeup selfie hashtag to a new level. Whilst simultaneously promoting her skincare line. Nice work.
4. Madonna’s idea of cleaning
“Still cleaning house! A Woman”s work is never done! I should have worn a wife beater. But i like getting dressed up! #bowdownbitches”
Ever wondered how to clean a mirror thoroughly? Forget that old technique of newspaper and vinegar; just use your tongue instead.
And preferably wear a jewelled headpiece. Just for the look.
5. Madonna’s prim and proper moment
“It was a sunny day in the studio. #livingforlove #lovesgonnaliftmeup”
Given all of the nipples, naughty outfits and nudity Madonna treats her followers to, it’s perhaps most shocking of all when she goes all prim and proper.
Just check out that hem length in the reflection. We’re talking mid-calf.
Here’s to another year of shocking moments from the Queen of Controversy.