It’s that time of year again!
The X Factor live shows are on, the celebs are donning their best Halloween costumes, and the standard ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ line-up rumours have started.
We swear, it’s actually like clockwork.
And if this latest batch of rumours have any truth in them, then this year’s Aussie jungle is set to be an absolute corker.
Leading this year’s reported contestants include none other than superstar diver Tom Daley, and Coronation Street actress/ Mark Wright’s finacee, Michelle Keegan.
In fact, the gambling types are so convinced that Tom is entering the jungle that bookmakers have already made him favourite to win.
Bit awks if he doesn’t actually end up going in…
Michelle is also the bookies fave to be the most succesful girl in the competition, and if the rumours are to be believed she has some very stiff competition in that department.
Alongside these two contenders, other celebs rumoured to be exchanging their star-studded lifestyle for a hammock and some kangaroo testicles include Melanie Sykes, Dancing On Ice’s Brianne Delcourt, and, rather bizarrely, Tulisa.
Yeah, apparently she wants to earn back her reputation but she has since STRONGLY denied this suggestion.
On top of these beauties, a whole host of TOWIE girls are allegedly fighting it out for a spot.
Apparently Chloe Sims and Gemma Collins are leading the tiff, but newer Essex castmates, including Chlo’s nemesis Ferne McCann, are eager to blag a place too.
Who knew that the glam girls would be so eager for a chance to eat an Ostrich anus?
A source told the Sun: “Bosses really want to sign a reality TV star after the success of Mark Wright and Joey Essex around the Aussie camp fire. Gemma has had one meeting but talks are more advanced with Chloe. Bosses really seem to like her.
“They think she will be a big hit with male viewers, as she’ll be more than happy to parade around in a tiny bikini.”
Well, if million-time-winner of the Sexiest Female soap award, Michelle Keegan, is really going in then it looks as though viewers will be spoilt for choice of gorgeous ladies to ogle at in a bikini.
Tiny bikini catwalk aside, we are intrigued to find out what ITV bosses judge the celebs on when they ‘audition’ for a position on I’m A Celeb…
Because to be quite honest we would need a pretty strong pitch from them to tell us why we should be going into a terrifying jungle full of snakes, spiders, and potentially Katie Hopkins whilst we snack on all sorts of animal genitalia.
Give us the Big Brother house any day.
Each to their own though, and may the best TOWIE babe win.
Enough of the girls, onto the boys.
Biggest rumours to be joining Tom Daley as a male friend in the australian outback include mouthy sporting pundit, Robbie Savage, magician Dynamo, and, most excitingly, ALEX REID.
This is definitely shaping up to be a good’un.
And that’s without mentioning Peter Andre’s Iceland adverts which are set to sponsor the show…
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