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Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Respond To Stolen Chicken Accusation In The Best Possible Way

Let’s be honest, we’d be lying if we said that a little part of us wasn’t hoping that the frankly ridiculous story of Mila Kunis stealing her friend’s chicken was true, but deep down we all knew that it was total nonsense.

And now, Mila herself has come forward to declare her innocence and insist that she would NEVER steal somebody else’s chicken in the best possible way.

We believe you, love.

The gorgeous actress teamed up with hunky hubby Ashton Kutcher as they filmed eachother on FaceTime to put together a compilation reaction vid to the news that one of Mila’s ‘old pal’s from Ukraine’, Kristina Karo,  was filing a lawsuit against her for stealing a chicken when they were kids.

The aspiring singer was seeking $5,000 in damages from the star after claiming that she needed to have therapy for the emotional distress caused.

Desperate times an’ all that.

Proving that they are rather tech-savvy, Ashton posted a video to brand new app Meerkat, which he kicks off by explaining the impossibilities of Kristina’s story, saying: “Let’s just get this clear. You stole a chicken from a one-month-old child who spoke to you in an entire conversation?

“It’s just shocking to me. Speaking in English at one month? This is the smartest girl I’ve ever heard of.”

Discussing the moment that she heard the news, 31-year-old Mila laughs: “I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded.

“I was like, which chicken did I steal? I was obviously in the village when I stole these chickens so I apologise to this woman who may or may not have been a month old.”

The mum-of-one adds that she hasn’t been served any legal papers yet but feels as though she has been served “emotionally”, and then the new parents speculate that Kristina might have been making the story up for publicity.

YA THINK?!

Ashton mocks: “So this girl has a music video coming out at the same time she’s suing you for $5,000 for the stolen chicken when she was one month old and you were seven?”

Before Mila concludes with: “I would like to launch a counter $5,000 lawsuit for making me watch that music video. My body hurts. My eyes hurt. They’re burning.

“I feel like I will be a chicken fighter for a very long time. I would never steal somebody else’s chicken.”

We hate to break it to you Kristina, but we think Team Mashton have definitely won this one – better luck next time.

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