Just when we thought we’d exhausted all the reasons why we’d love to have Mila Kunis as our BFF, she goes and becomes a better secret keeper than our number best friend who knows our deepest, darkest, most embarrassing moments.
Because, surprise surprise, she’s STILL refusing to let us know whether or not her and Ashton Kutcher sneakily got married in secret, after *that* beach photo and *that* ring on her finger caused everyone to start speculating.
We totally respect the fact that they’d probably like keep some part of their lives out of the public eye for once and we’re down with that, but we’re still DYING to know whether everyone’s suspicions are true!
It’s because we love you two together, honest.
Showing that she’s totally cool under pressure, the 31-year-old kept tight-lipped as Ellen DeGeneres asked her about the beach photo the couple posted on Facebook, where they’d written: “Happy New Year, (heart symbol) the Kutchers” in the sand.
Ellen said: “It says, ‘The Kutchers’, so it sounds like you’re married.”
Not taking the bait, Mila simply replied: “I don’t know. We could just be a plural. My daughter [Wyatt Isabelle] has his last name legally.”
Ellen wasn’t quite done trying to get to the bottom of things though, asking: “Why would it be such a secret if you were married? Are you still trying to stay on the market for men? It’s a whole professional thing.”
Still, Mila wasn’t phased and showed her sense of humour by replying: “You got it figured out, Ellen.”
Can we get a round of applause for her, please, because THAT is how you keep your secrets secret.
Good effort though, Ellen. We applaud you too.
Mila also revealed that Ashton is a wonderful father, great at swaddling and an excellent nappy-changer. So applause for you too, Ashton, because it sounds like you’re both doing an excellent job.
Can we stop clapping now? Our hands hurt.
Looking stunning in a black corseted dress on the red carpet for her new film ‘Jupiter Ascending’, however, Mila accidentally fueled more Wedding rumours rather than fending them off, by rocking a suspicious looking ring on her wedding ring.
You have to look pretty darn close, but it’s definitely there, just below that whopper of a diamond on her middle finger. It’s so pretty, and it’s got us oh so confused.
Wedding ring or not, the couple always look totally loved-up together, so we’re happy for them either way.
We’re just gonna have to wait for Mila and/or Ashton to break the news to us when they’re ready to – if there’s any news at all, that is.
Watch this space!
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